"...two presents for Christmas. Shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
i. That was the cap to the Craig Ferguson show I saw today. *_____________* Well, actually, the cap to the show was him dancing to Britney Spears' "Oops I Did It Again." But at the start of the show, he said his dream was to tell this one
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